Our Careers

Interested in joining our team? Here's what you need to know.

Current Openings

* Crickets chirping *

Why We're Not Hiring

At Augmia Inc., we've discovered that our current team of two is the perfect size. Any more people and we'd have to schedule actual meetings instead of just shouting across the room.

Our current team configuration allows us to:

Save on Coffee

One small coffee machine is all we need. No lines, no waiting, no passive-aggressive notes about who finished the pot.

Make Quick Decisions

Rock-paper-scissors is our decision-making framework. It's efficient, fair, and keeps our meetings under 30 seconds.

But Wait...

If you're still reading this and think we're missing out by not having you on our team, feel free to drop us an email anyway. We might not hire you now, but we'd love to keep in touch for when we're ready to grow.

Disclaimer

While we're having a bit of fun here, the truth is we're a bootstrapped startup in our early stages. We do plan to expand our team once we secure additional funding. If you're interested in joining us in the future, feel free to keep an eye on this page or reach out to express interest.